12.08.2009

THE TRUTH ABOUT US WOMEN...


9 WORDS WOMEN USE!

My friend sent me this email today, thought it was hilarious.
So ladies, you tell me, is their truth to this assessment?


(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.  This means something,
and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

(6)
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man.  That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’.  That will bring on
a ‘whatever’).

(8)
Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F—- YOU!

(9)
Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking ‘What’s wrong?’  For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.



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